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Before He Tweets

Twitter made me do it.

Right now, he’s probably Tumblr surfing
For some 1D gifs just looking at the pretty
Right now, he’s probably getting stuck
On some youtube vids watching cute ninja kitties
Right now, he’s probably talking trash about
That one girl in a gchat convo
And he don’t know

I @replied with sarcasm to his three hour late opinion
Pointed out his misplaced apostrophe
I made a real witty joke about his ignorance
Preyed upon every typo
And maybe next time he’ll think before he tweets

Thai Food Like You

My ode to Thai food. And Adele. But mostly Thai food.

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A Beyonce Happy Birthday

Happy freaking birthday, Avery! Only for an occasion this special will I ever sing “Gloss on my lips / A man on my hips / Hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans.”

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be dying over there in the corner.