Archive for July, 2012

Moments

This is now a One Direction parody blog. Liam Payne tweets like a dyslexic squirrel. So I sang him a song. Because that’s how I do.

When you tweet use some commas
Or even a period
I promise they’re helpful
I promise they won’t hurt you
Please stop making the English language cry

Why do you hate
holding the shift key?
What did it do to you?
You make it harder
To decipher all your tweets

If you would only take the time to spell things out
If you would only capitalize

Liam Payne,
What do you have against good grammar?
Why can’t you just use auto-correct?
Your random tweets could be really great
If you would just punctuate

Flashing toothbrush twitpics
Big sports store that’s named Dick’s
Take on pineapples is
Not sure ’bout their motives

Got ninety-nine problems
But a bitch ain’t one

Look like white Carlton
And congatuwelldone
On Twitcam all night long
It’s on like Donkey Kong

Liam Payne,
What do you have against good grammar?
Why can’t you just use auto correct?
Your random tweets could be really great
If you would just punctuate