Archive for May, 2012

Before He Tweets

Twitter made me do it.

Right now, he’s probably Tumblr surfing
For some 1D gifs just looking at the pretty
Right now, he’s probably getting stuck
On some youtube vids watching cute ninja kitties
Right now, he’s probably talking trash about
That one girl in a gchat convo
And he don’t know

I @replied with sarcasm to his three hour late opinion
Pointed out his misplaced apostrophe
I made a real witty joke about his ignorance
Preyed upon every typo
And maybe next time he’ll think before he tweets


Top Idol Performances: #15-11

This will be finished. This is so close to being finished. I have three updates to slog through. Three! I can do it. I have faith in myself. I am writing this one on zero sleep, so it will make no sense, but that’s okay. They never make sense. No one needs complete sentences.
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