Nobody Voted For Her

Oh Erika Van Pelt, you were doomed from the start. As a rock-influenced girl who at one point had pink streaks in her hair, you had no chance. You probably didn’t know this, of course. So thanks for trying. Anyway, here’s my farewell song to Erika, to the tune of the Billy Joel song everyone should’ve covered this week, “We Didn’t Start The Fire.”



“Nobody Voted For Her”
Ryan Seacrest, Dunkleman, Season One, it began
Tamyra Gray, shock boot, Nikki McKibbin

Olivarez, acting monkey, early exit, something funky
Pink haired girls, Red haired girls, Nikki did ya’ in

Amy Adams, 10th place, failed save, Alexis Grace
B3, “Save The Rocker”, Allison Iraheta

Rocker stylings, hair dye, Erika it’s goodbye
Brunette too late, no chance for save, never gonna keep ya

Nobody voted for her
Her time’s been tickin’
Since the wildcard pickin’
Nobody voted for her
She was never in it
‘Cause a boy will win it

Archuleta, David Cook, No hope for Carly or Brooke
Idol fan groups, speed dialing, cougars and teens

Kradam, text voting, Danny Gokey croaking
Seven men on tour, eardrum piercing screams

Lee Dewyze sells paint, Season Nine men dominate
Season 10, Y chromosome, all about testosterone

Female, twenty-six, hails from the North East
Erika, dead and gone, get to go on tour at least

Nobody voted for her
Her time’s been tickin’
Since the wildcard pickin’
Nobody voted for her
She was never in it
‘Cause a boy will win it

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