A Beyonce Happy Birthday

Happy freaking birthday, Avery! Only for an occasion this special will I ever sing “Gloss on my lips / A man on my hips / Hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans.”

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be dying over there in the corner.

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