Archive for August, 2010

A Beyonce Happy Birthday

Happy freaking birthday, Avery! Only for an occasion this special will I ever sing “Gloss on my lips / A man on my hips / Hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans.”

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be dying over there in the corner.

Idol Anticipation (Needs More Clichéd Puns)

Because of some extremely awesome people (hi Viv, hi Callie!), I have managed to score a free ticket to the Anaheim stop of the Idol Tour 2010! I know, I know, you’re all probably amazed that I was able to procure tickets to this once-in-a-lifetime event as tickets have been a scarcity. (… Or was that ticket sales?) I’m just SO excited I had to do something about it. And since I’d already used up my “My Life Would Suck Without You” parody, I figured “The Climb” was the next logical choice:


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Taylor Swift Strikes Back

If you’ve opened the iTunes store in the last three days, you’ve probably seen Taylor Swift’s “Mine” sitting at the top of the charts. (And if you haven’t, perhaps you’ve seen one of her twenty gigantic banner ads.) If you haven’t heard it (lucky bastards), you can listen to the original here.

Moving on with the show, my tribute to her majesty Taylor:

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